Dear Finish All in 1 Gelpacs,
I hate you, you leave my dishes wet and spotty and you don't smell like oranges. I don't know where the magic red ball is inside you, maybe it took off because it knew you were substandard, and not worth it's time. I know you're cheaper than the big square one with divided sides and a red ball in the middle, what did I expect? But you are from the same parents, I figured at least you would have the same genetics, but you don't and I am saddened by your lack of luster. I'm sorry Finish All in 1 Gelpacs, once I have used you up, we're done, I can honestly say it's not me, it's you. I hope you find it in your chemistry to change, otherwise I'm afraid you will be gone from the shelves forever.
