Henry called early last Friday afternoon to let me know he had a doctor appointment so when I called at 5 if he wasn’t home, not to worry because that’s where he was. I asked him what was wrong and he told me he had an infection on his butt.
Saturday morning as soon as I walked through the door at his house, I asked him what the doctor said.
Doctor says I have a cheese infection, have you ever heard of that?
No, never are you sure that’s what he said?
Yes, he said I have a cheese infection, it’s like what women get, have you ever had a cheese infection?
No, never, then it dawned on me what he was trying to say.
I said you don’t have a cheese infection, you have a yeast infection
A yeast infection, you know like what you use to make bread, yeast.
What? Make the bed? Yee?
No YEAST, YEAST, YEAST, YEAST! IT’S A YEAST INFECTION!!!
Let me write it down for you.
Oh, heh heh, yeast, that’s what women get in their pussies, isn’t it?
I don’t have a pussy, how did I get it?
Yes, yes, ok I’ll change it every day.
And put Bag Balm on it, it’s like a bad diaper rash, Bag Balm will help, will you put Bag Balm on it every day?
Yes, I suppose, but I can’t see it
Then you don’t have to see it, just make sure you wash your hands before and after, will you do that?
Yes, I will.
96 and still kickin’ I guess he’s doing something right.