Sunday, January 9, 2011

The Tampon Angel

19 comments:

  1. I really don't know what to say about this. I feel like it's wrong, but I'm laughing, so I'm confused.

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  2. Well, now my life is finally complete! I was wondering what that would look like.

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  3. It's a little fugly, she sorta looks like Tina Turner. This one was a small tampon, they're much nicer with the Super Plus absorbancy :)

    Yes MWJ is is wrong, but funny. Glad to see you're back to civilization, I was a little worried.

    Glad to complete you Boom Boom :)

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  4. Do you have an agent for these? Do you have a patent? I think we might need to work quickly on this. I think maybe the Infomercial route is best. You know, the kind with, "But wait, if you order right now, we'll include a 2nd tampon angel with your order". Plus, that would make a great voodoo doll if we want to appeal to that crowd too.

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  5. OMG you crack me up! I would have to hire a sweat shop to make them! OR maybe I could get all my new blogging friends to be my sweat shop!! Lets see.... I have 8 followers, at 20 angels a day... I'll be rich, rich I tell you. Tampon ghost would be easy, maybe buy an angel get a ghost for free.

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  6. Girl! You have 9 followers now. And we can get into production for Easter, don't you think? Something like Tampon Bunnies (yeah, like playboy bunnies). I am looking for 15% of the take as your idea woman and agent. Does that work for you?

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  7. Yeah 15% sounds cool. I have 9 but one is family and I can't force her into the sweatshop, she has to walk in on her own accord. I can't exactly ask my business partner to rub elbows with the workers either now can I? So that makes 7 workers. I need to get to recruiting. Tampon Bunnies... I'll have to see what I can do with that.

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  8. Start thinking about the tampon bunnies. I'll start thinking about our business plan. And where we can find some venture capital. And what we're going to wear to the Wall Street Journal interview.

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  9. Um ... no offense, but I don't get it. I'm confused, but then I am so easily confused. Do tampons come in brown now? (I wouldn't know - I no longer bleed, but I still get bloated and bitchy - and we don't want to talk about hot flashes.)
    ;-)

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  10. I would think that Playtex should just sponsor us, it is their product after all!! I can make us some necklaces with matching earings from the applicators, they're pearly.

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  11. OH! no OO sweetie, it's paint, I think they make some unbleached ones, but they aren't brown. And I'm right there wich ya sista with the no bleading, but bloated and bitchy with hot flashes. Hence #7 on my new years resolutions.

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  12. Madge, Playtex could sponsor us, but I won't wear a tampon necklace or earrings. Honey, that would be tacky. Christmas tree ornaments are fine. Bunny tampons are fine for Easter. And voodoo tampons are good for the witchy crowd. But jewelry? Not so much. Remember Madge, less is more. (More is more too but only sometimes.)

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  13. Come on! I can bedazle with the best of them! But if you insist on being classy.... FINE! JUST FINE! :)

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  14. Wow! That is way cool, and very VERY funny! Who knew tampons could be so artistic!

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  15. ...there's a tampon in there?

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  16. I absolutely love it! I love alternate uses for feminine hygiene products! the traditional uses are just so...boring...

    Melissa

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  17. Yep Token, there's a tampon there, the string is around her neck under the pearls.

    Thanks Melissa, I agree the traditional uses are so boring. and since I don't need them any more, why not be crafty?

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  18. Welcome Amy!!
    Glad you like my crafts, did you see my bunny and dog? They're much better.

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