I’m in the kitchen fixing breakfast for Henry.
He said: I want to ask you a yes or no question will you answer it?
Me: Well depends go ahead and ask, and we’ll we if I answer
Henry: Have you ever done it on your hands and knees, you know like dog fashion?
Me: Why would you ask that?
Henry: I don’t know, just curious I guess. I used to try to do Nina like that, it was the only way I could get it in all the way, but she didn't like it because I always bottomed out.
Me: Oh, that’s too bad
Henry: So have you or not?
Me: I’m not going to answer that; I’ll just leave it to your imagination.
Henry: Would you tell me if you haven’t done it?
Me: No, that would be the same as telling you if I did do it, no, I’m not going to answer that.
Henry: Oh, ok, just thought I’d ask….. so you’re really not going to tell me?
Me: Nope, sorry, anything else you want to ask?
Henry: No, I guess if you won’t answer that, you won’t answer my next question, I guess I'll just read you your horoscope. But I don’t know why you won’t answer.
Any time he talks about sex, he makes a motion with his arm and hand like he's putting on a bracelet. It reminds me of what it looks like when they pregnancy test a cow. gross.
