Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Pimps N Ho's


41 comments:

  1. The ho looks like the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood. Is he made from a tampon, too? If so how did he get to be that color?

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  2. These are awesome! I'm gonna have to start playing with my tampons.

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  3. mean the pimp? yeah he is a tampon too. I colored him with a marker, his suit is made out of a panty liner, the camera made it look like a used panty liner, didn't think much about the color other than I wanted it to look really tacky. If you look close he has a couple gold toofs.

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  4. I love these guys. Your pimp daddy rocks! Is he dragging the ho bunny alone by one ear? I see we have one more sweatshop worker this morning... oops, afternoon.

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  5. CG, that wolf is the pimp, not the ho! The ho is wearing the bikini!

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  6. Nah, she's hanging from the pole, you just can't see it.
    I know I'm getting popular!! I'm so excited. Little do they know that they are all going to be our minions do do our bidding (evil laugh) and if CG tries to sweep the leg she's got another thing coming!

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  7. Shush, Baby. These plans are a secret for now.

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  8. we outed ourselves on the bunny post.

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  9. Oh, I know. But most of these bloggy people have a very short little attention span... (unlike you and me who have one track minds).

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  10. but I like it when you call me Baby

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  11. Um ... again ... I can only guess that you have REOM (Really Early Onset Menopause) and are using your accumulated stash to make these strange but disturbingly cute crotch stuffers, or that you have waaaay too much time on your hands.
    ;-)

    Hey, maybe you can make a bunch of "fuzzy dice" - you know, like the ones guys hang from their rear-view mirrors - and sell them! Just don't hell the guys what they are made of.

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  12. Yes 00 you are correct with REOM. That I am seriously very thankful for, except the hot flashes and the night sweats. When my sister had the big H she gave me all of her stash, that I soon didn't need. She put it all in a nice gift bag with a big note that said "Have a happy period" So now I have an over-abundance of crotch stuffers. Or as we lovingly call them at my house mice. I have lots of mice. and a ton of pads. We call them boats. Fuzzy dice! great idea... any preference on color?

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  13. Oh my, my. "She wore a itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow...er......purple polka-dot....er..shiny bikini"

    This is all a bit disturbing. ;-)

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  14. A little disturbing, I'll give you that. but fun :)

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  15. White with black dots is the norm. Casinos use green and red cubes with white dots. But, hey, knock yourself out!

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  16. Calling you Baby comes pretty natural!

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  17. Oooh! I just had a brainstorm! Nunchucks! Of course you'd have to make a Ninja to accompany them.
    Ha!

    Oh, the hot-flashy thingy? Not welcome here in the summer. Really. Not at all. (we have no a/c - gah!!!)

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  18. (This was supposed to be an addendum to my fuzzy dice reply below - damn Disqus!)

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  19. Nunchucks? Really? it would have to be a 5 tampon ninja.
    but the dice... free form is easy squares and such, probably not so much.... as I say at every job interview... I love a challenge.

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  20. Thanks for getting into the spirit, and helping me think of things. I truely appreciate it.

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  21. Thanks Token! HEY EVERYONE... IT'S TOKEN'S BIRTHDAY!!!

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  22. does *dying* mean whispering? Like Brick from "The Middle"?
    Glad you like it :)

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  23. mikewjattoomanymorningsJanuary 13, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    This is my kind of artwork. You could do entire tableaus with miniature furniture and everything. All of it based on tampons. You'll be huge in New York City and London, and make millions.

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  24. mikewjattoomanymorningsJanuary 13, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    Oh God, I didn't notice the toofs at first. You're brilliant, Madge!

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  25. mikewjattoomanymorningsJanuary 13, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    Happy Birthday, Token! Maybe Madge could make you a tampon cake or something.

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  26. mikewjattoomanymorningsJanuary 13, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    Linda, you're going to need a really big bed if you're going to squeeze Nicky, Ziva and Madge into it.

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  27. What are you getting at Mike? at 5'7" 135, I'm little and there's always room, even if I have to lay on my side at the foot of the bed.

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  28. That's my girl! Tell him, Baby. All four of us nicely sized women would fit great in one of my beds. And we can watch my 60 inch flat screen blueray movies while listening to them on surround sound. We will get "Black Swan" and drink lovely chocolate drinks out of my magic coffee maker and swig Bailey's Irish Cream right from the bottle in our babydoll pj's. Then we will paint each other's toenails while we talk about boys. I just wish you could join us, Michael, but it's only for girls.

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  29. When I first heard that joke I told a girl from work she wrote it down and left it laying around her bf found it and got pissed because he thought that she was seeing someone that she called sofa king...he had to read it a bunch of times before he got it then he felt like a total ass

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  30. You had me at 60 inch flat screen.. mines only a 52. dare I say I have flat screen envy. Is there any other way to drink Bailey's? When we don't have guests, that's how I drink the whisky, why bother dirtying a glass if I'm going to drink it straight.

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  31. and oh yeah Michael MNNNAAA (that's the sound of my hairy tongue sticking out at you) it's just for girls.

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  32. I never thought of either of us as size-queens, Madge, but now I have to re-evaluate! It will be fun! We don't need glasses!

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  33. Don't go making Michael get upset, Madge. He's go a lot on his mind.

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  34. We are hardly the size of queens, most of them are big and hairy with balls. That totally doesn't apply.
    The Boozums, Queens, the rest of us... not.

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  35. Oh, didn't know, sorry Michael. you can peep in from the outside.

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  36. Madge, Michael is "sensitive". He's trying to win that blogger contest thing. He is tired from working so hard last week. He has "issues". We just must remember to always be gentle with him. Or he gets into a "snit" and you don't want that.

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  37. We all have "issues" but I really want him to win the Blog Off over at knuckleheads. I won't poke the sleaping bear. :)

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