So I was telling Cardiogirl that I thought my high school science teacher looked like Barry Manilo, you be the judge. Except for the eyebrows, and the hair I think it's pretty close, you cant really see her nose, but it's big.
I think he's "strangely attractive" too. I think he'd be great to have dirty sex with. Doris probably would be too. Damn! She really did look like the dude!
You mean grimy stinky sex? He just looks like he smells funny, sweat, too much red meat or fried food and cheap cigarettes. No thanks, to each her own I guess ;)
Dang Girlfriend, tell me how you really feel! LOL! No actually, I like very sterile sex with odorless people and without a hint of sweat. It's okay if there's a little scent of expensive perfume or aftershave though, and perhaps a touch of organic apples and plums in the air.
I don't mind clean sweat smell, like just showered starting to perspire a little, makes the cologne smell that much better. Do organic apples and plums smell different than non organic? Just askin
We've been dirty hells angels stinky bikers before. Both times we went to Sturgis the showers didn't work and we went 2-3 days without a shower in the heat and dirt. I was so thankful to clean up!
Ask and you shall receive, gingah! YES! Thank you for indulging my curiosity.
The American judges give this a 9.8 -- way to stick the landing, Madge.
Two-tenths of a point were deducted because she was not able to recreate Barry's sleepy eyes. Too bad; she must have misplaced her roach clip the day before Picture Day.
Thanks, sometimes I think somebody resembles someone else, and husband thinks I'm crazy. This time I knew I was right. I'm sure she lost the roach clip, too bad, she could have used it.
Don't forget the heels, though. You have to maintain some sense of personal style. Also, I've had this image of gardening in heels for a long time now. It's like an old friend.
I think it's the Aye's that have it.
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*stares at screen like deer caught in headlights*
ReplyDeleteI am laughing really hard right now...
ReplyDeleteShe does look like him! I had a girlfriend named Doris who looked just like John Cougar Melloncamp. I found her strangely attractive.
ReplyDeleteLOL you are cracking me up today Linda! He's not even attractive how can she be "strangely attractive"
ReplyDeleteI think he's "strangely attractive" too. I think he'd be great to have dirty sex with. Doris probably would be too. Damn! She really did look like the dude!
ReplyDeleteYou mean grimy stinky sex? He just looks like he smells funny, sweat, too much red meat or fried food and cheap cigarettes. No thanks, to each her own I guess ;)
ReplyDeleteDang Girlfriend, tell me how you really feel! LOL! No actually, I like very sterile sex with odorless people and without a hint of sweat. It's okay if there's a little scent of expensive perfume or aftershave though, and perhaps a touch of organic apples and plums in the air.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind clean sweat smell, like just showered starting to perspire a little, makes the cologne smell that much better. Do organic apples and plums smell different than non organic? Just askin
ReplyDeleteThen I guess I won't fix you up with a biker guy.
ReplyDeleteMarried to a biker guy but he's not stinky?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking more the Hell's Angels variety dudes.
ReplyDeleteWe've been dirty hells angels stinky bikers before. Both times we went to Sturgis the showers didn't work and we went 2-3 days without a shower in the heat and dirt. I was so thankful to clean up!
ReplyDeleteAsk and you shall receive, gingah! YES! Thank you for indulging my curiosity.
ReplyDeleteThe American judges give this a 9.8 -- way to stick the landing, Madge.
Two-tenths of a point were deducted because she was not able to recreate Barry's sleepy eyes. Too bad; she must have misplaced her roach clip the day before Picture Day.
Now you are talking! I love grime and dirt. It's such a novelty for me! I never get dirty anymore.
ReplyDeleteHarpo Marx?
ReplyDeleteWith a sprinkling of garlic and patchouli...
ReplyDeleteThanks, sometimes I think somebody resembles someone else, and husband thinks I'm crazy. This time I knew I was right.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she lost the roach clip, too bad, she could have used it.
What's wrong with right now, throw on your best grimy sweat pants and go work in the yard. :)
ReplyDeleteI can see it!
ReplyDeleteHoly Moly! They could be twins! And I love Barry Manilo so very much that I am in fact a Fan-ilo!
ReplyDeleteI love him too. Too bad she looks so much like him poor woman
ReplyDeleteWhich one is her? Not that I care. They're both hawt.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the heels, though. You have to maintain some sense of personal style. Also, I've had this image of gardening in heels for a long time now. It's like an old friend.
ReplyDeleteI know right? It was so hard to concentrate in class because of her hawtness,
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So what size shoes do you wear? I'd be happy to find you some high heel mandals.
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