I have always known that my dogs are special, this is proof. Riley peed on the garage floor, and in all his talent, he peed a deep sea angler fish. He is truely the "Dog Pee Picasso" I can’t wait to see what he’s going to pee next.
That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Not that your dog peed a Picasso...although that's really cool and talented of him...but that you looked at the pee and recognized it as a work of art! I can't stop laughing! I'm gonna pee my pants! I wonder if I can pee a Monet.
Okay, wait. Fish - Jesus - Miracle. I've got it! Call it an Easter season miracle and charge people $10 to come gaze upon the dog piss. Hey -- if they can sell the Virgin Mary on a potato chip, there has to be some mileage out of this.
Clearly the dog peed a Picasso...look at the pictures. I just thought it was funny that instead of getting mad that the pee had to be cleaned up...you noticed a work of art. That's what I love about you! :)
Now I just have to work on my skills so I can make people pay to see my Monet!
I don't care if he pees in the garage. Sometimes I let them out there but forget the door to the outside is closed, what choice does he have? I do care if he pees on the carpet.
Ok, that's amazing and you should definitely sell it on Ebay. The thing I keep wondering, though, is how you knew it looked like a deep sea angler fish? What the heck *is* a deep sea angler fish, anyway?
Something most people don't know about me is that I LOVE the Discovery Channel, when I'm not watching DC I'm watching HGTV. If I have the house/tv to myself that is what I'm watching. The Deep Sea Anglerfish is vary interesting, it has a little flashlight that it hangs over its muth to ttract prey, and also a mate, when a boy angler fish finds the girl angler fish, he attatches himself to her poison skin, where he hangs and dies until his body is absorbed by hers, that's how they make babies.
That's amazing, but even more interesting is your mind. How do you see these things in dog's pee? Do you wait while your dog pees and think "What can I see in this one?"
I only look at the pee in the garage, because I have to clean it up. Sometimes it doesn't look like anything, just a blotch, but if it has a lot of detail like this one does, then I try to figure it out. My husband thinks I'm nuts. :)
I was looking for pee art yesterday to see if there was any out there. There's a dog that has his pee art in a gallery. Mine are much more detailed, that dog did pee a cat once though.
OMG! That's identical!! HA!
ReplyDeleteI know right! I was shocked
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed. I can only pee stick figures.
ReplyDeleteAre you new here? I don't recognize you. If so.. WELCOME!!!!
ReplyDeleteYep, little dude is tallented. You can pee stick figures! That's awesome.
Such artistic talent! :) Maybe I can train Wampuss to create sculpture in the litter box... Yeah, maybe not the best idea I've ever had...
ReplyDeleteRiley is obviously an artistic genius. See if you can find him an agent, Madge!
ReplyDeleteLOL Tacy! If you can accomplish that, I'll post it
ReplyDeleteDo you want to be his agent? Maybe Jayne knows somebody.
ReplyDeleteOkay. I'll rep him if I get 10%.
ReplyDelete10! Hell I'll give ya 50
ReplyDeleteBut can he do a Mona Lisa?
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Good artistic eye!
Yup - I'm knew. You can find me at www.theshannonjig.blogspot.com I'm not as funny as you, but I do talk about poop a lot.
ReplyDeleteUm, that's a little detailed, I don't think he'd get the smile quite right. That makes the whole painting.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I think I see Jesus in there.
ReplyDelete:)
I always want to see Jesus but never do... waaaaa!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Anybody that says poop is cool in my book!!
ReplyDeleteThat is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Not that your dog peed a Picasso...although that's really cool and talented of him...but that you looked at the pee and recognized it as a work of art! I can't stop laughing! I'm gonna pee my pants! I wonder if I can pee a Monet.
ReplyDeleteOkay, wait. Fish - Jesus - Miracle. I've got it! Call it an Easter season miracle and charge people $10 to come gaze upon the dog piss. Hey -- if they can sell the Virgin Mary on a potato chip, there has to be some mileage out of this.
ReplyDeleteThis really is one of the funnies things I've ever seen!
ReplyDeleteGlad I came across your blog today!
Welcome to my place Larissa! Make yourself at home :)
ReplyDeleteJayne! You. Are. Brilliant! I'll give you a cut!
ReplyDeleteLOL oh! Jacqui, he didn't pee a Picasso, I was just comparing the talent. But if you can piss a Monet, I'd pay to see it.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing!!
ReplyDeleteClearly the dog peed a Picasso...look at the pictures. I just thought it was funny that instead of getting mad that the pee had to be cleaned up...you noticed a work of art. That's what I love about you! :)
ReplyDeleteNow I just have to work on my skills so I can make people pay to see my Monet!
I don't care if he pees in the garage. Sometimes I let them out there but forget the door to the outside is closed, what choice does he have? I do care if he pees on the carpet.
ReplyDeleteOk, that's amazing and you should definitely sell it on Ebay. The thing I keep wondering, though, is how you knew it looked like a deep sea angler fish? What the heck *is* a deep sea angler fish, anyway?
ReplyDeleteSomething most people don't know about me is that I LOVE the Discovery Channel, when I'm not watching DC I'm watching HGTV. If I have the house/tv to myself that is what I'm watching. The Deep Sea Anglerfish is vary interesting, it has a little flashlight that it hangs over its muth to ttract prey, and also a mate, when a boy angler fish finds the girl angler fish, he attatches himself to her poison skin, where he hangs and dies until his body is absorbed by hers, that's how they make babies.
ReplyDeleteThat's amazing, but even more interesting is your mind. How do you see these things in dog's pee? Do you wait while your dog pees and think "What can I see in this one?"
ReplyDeleteP.S. I think you should make a book out of his pee pictures. It would sell :)
ReplyDeleteI only look at the pee in the garage, because I have to clean it up. Sometimes it doesn't look like anything, just a blotch, but if it has a lot of detail like this one does, then I try to figure it out. My husband thinks I'm nuts. :)
ReplyDeleteI was looking for pee art yesterday to see if there was any out there. There's a dog that has his pee art in a gallery. Mine are much more detailed, that dog did pee a cat once though.
ReplyDelete*that dog did pee a cat once though* Ha ha! I think Jimmy Durante is far more up market ;)
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