Henry has been using baby wipes to take care of his nether regions, when he ran out he bought something else that he didn’t like because they don’t pop up.
He said he found some wipes in the cupboard that do and they’re anti-bacterial.
I thought to myself, oh ok, an anti-bacterial hand wipe won’t be too bad, but then he complained that his but hurt. So I was thinking they could be alcohol wipes.
When I was helping him out of the shower, he grabbed a tub of Clorox wipes, and said, “Here, this is what I’ve been using”
I SCREAMED!!!!! Grabbed the wipes and ran and hid them. (a little bit of an over-reaction, I agree)
When I came back in and told him never ever to use those on his skin.
His reaction was
“What’s wrong with bleach?”
Aaarrrgggggg the trials of raising a 95 year old.
Good ole Henry!
ReplyDeleteOuch! Well, he might be a real hit in some circles. That seems to be something done by some people. Oh damn! Gross!
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely holiday, Madge! Keep warm! xoxoxo
ewe, I'm LMAO, but still ewe!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a safe weekend
Some people pay really good money for anal bleaching. It's true. Really. I read an article all about it a year ago or so. Henry's just trendy.
ReplyDeletetrendy, wait till I tell him that. He'll be the talk of all his friends
ReplyDeleteAAUUUGGHHH! I think I'm falling in love with Henry. It's like Henry is the Ghost of Future Mike.
ReplyDeleteAnd I am in LOVE with this swirly pink/orange/yellow theme. LOVE. IT!
Ghost of Future Mike! Yeah I agree. I like the orange swirly theme too, reminds me of lying back in the grass and staring at the sun. Winter is so dark, we need the brightness. Don't stare at my page too long though; it might burn out your retinas. Looks like I might have fixed the link issue huh?
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