Henry has been using baby wipes to take care of his nether regions, when he ran out he bought something else that he didn’t like because they don’t pop up.
He said he found some wipes in the cupboard that do and they’re anti-bacterial.
I thought to myself, oh ok, an anti-bacterial hand wipe won’t be too bad, but then he complained that his but hurt. So I was thinking they could be alcohol wipes.
When I was helping him out of the shower, he grabbed a tub of Clorox wipes, and said, “Here, this is what I’ve been using”
I SCREAMED!!!!! Grabbed the wipes and ran and hid them. (a little bit of an over-reaction, I agree)
When I came back in and told him never ever to use those on his skin.
His reaction was
“What’s wrong with bleach?”
Aaarrrgggggg the trials of raising a 95 year old.