When my sister got married in 1989 I was her maid of honor. We were both big Pee-Wee Herman fans at the time, so for my brides maid gift, she gave me giant men's underpants. They are real underwear, size 60. They have come with me to every job I have ever had, and I have had many. They are fun to hide in people's desk drawer or just leave in the bathroom for someone to find. There are lots of things to do with giant underpants.... watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAunpaO6XE0
Why do I suddenly find myself strangely attracted to you, Madge?
ReplyDeleteIt's nice they don't have any skidmarks, too. A very thoughtful gift, when you think about it.
ReplyDeleteI won a PeeWee Herman doll in a White Elephant exchange, but lost it at the last minute. I'm still pissed about that.
ReplyDeleteI think it's the multi colored ant shirt I have on. It has that effect on people.
ReplyDeleteThey were new when I got them, but they do have a lipstick stain on the front of the crotchtel area, I can't remember who kissed them. I'm pretty sure it wasn't me.
ReplyDeleteI always wanted the talking one, but I do have the action figures, they aren't NIB, so they aren't really worth anything to anybody but me. I also have the watch with the flip open face, I wore it in my Sr. pictures.
ReplyDeleteoh, my. I need some of those!
ReplyDeleteYou can get them from Archie McFee, but they aren't Fruit of the Loom or anything, they're some off brand.
ReplyDeleteOh, Baby. Hot, hot hot.
ReplyDeleteSnort.
:)
This was the talking one. :(
ReplyDeleteI would be pissed too! Bastards took the best gift on the table.
ReplyDeleteDang, those are some big knickers! They are my size.
ReplyDeleteGOOD LAWD!!!
ReplyDeleteI know those aren't your size you probably aren't any bigger than a size 6, those are 60, like 60 inches around 5 whole feet around. silly lady
I usually wear a 5 or 6. But I liked them nice and roomy.
ReplyDeleteThose are roomy alright, you, me and Nicky could fit in them, and probably still have room for Ziva
ReplyDeleteThe more the merrier, Madge!
ReplyDeleteHmmm...I say we test that theory! :-)
ReplyDeleteVery, very sexy. And you traumatized my 17 yr old son with that last pic!! Sweet!
ReplyDeleteI suppose I could have put on matching jammas for that pic. Wow! Traumatized a 17 year old, not the first time :)
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ReplyDeleteI used to have Pee Wee Herman underpants too. I can't remember where I bought them, since this was before the awesomeness of online purchasing. The sad thing is I must have thrown them out. I do not have the underpants anymore. I love saying underpants.
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I love saying underpants too. Everybody needs giant underpants. But I guess if everybody had them, they wouldn't be special. Hay! maybe you could get some and hang them up in the tree where Windy is!
ReplyDeleteAhahahahhaha! AHAHHAHAHHAHAH!
ReplyDelete"Get Out" - *said in my very best Elaine Benes voice*
That is HILARIOUS!
You should get some and leave them at the CC, with a little tag inside that says, "if found please return to Meleah"
ReplyDeleteI SHOULD!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, that's too funny about Windy! Hey, you know there's a new bag in HER tree! From PathMark store. I'm annoyed that it's there and that I can't reach it. Need a ladder. Might have to start a new "Bag Watch."
ReplyDeleteBastard moving in on HER turf like that, who does he think he is. Maybe you could get the landscaper to reach up with a pole cutter and yank it down. They say that plastic doesn't break down but Windy is proof to the contrary.
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