Dear Sugar Free and Fat free Creamer,
We have been friends for a really long time now, what would you say like maybe 10 years? In that time you have been many different favors, but in the last few years I've noticed you're pretty plain, vanilla and hazelnut have become my only two choices. I don't understand, I just have to say that hazelnut tastes like feet, not that I eat feet, I have, I'm sorry to admit, but the opinion of this house is feet, see it's not just me, Steve says you taste like feet too. Vanilla, is so, vanilla, whatever happened to variety being the spice of life? I like other favors, but I compromise either fat free and or sugar free to get something different. Vanilla or feet.... Vanilla or feet... I guess I choose vanilla.
Oh. no! Gives a whole new meaning to having a "foot in your mouth," doesn't it. :)
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I don't think I like the sound of foot flavored creamer. I wonder why they thought anyone would like it. You should write them a real letter demanding new flavors immediately!
ReplyDeleteI can get powdered creamer in different favors, but not liquid ones. I suppose I could make my own and freeze it, but then my freezer would look like a breast feeding mom.
ReplyDeleteDon't know. Kindle just went on sale today. Paperback coming this week. Just hoping for the best. :)
ReplyDeleteWe don't have flavours at all. Ours is powder and just makes your coffee taste creamier. Not sure I'd like my coffee tasting of something else.
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