Friday, July 15, 2011

I Ham Emotional

In a quest to find the face of Jesus or phallic symbols in my food or my dog's pee, I have started paying attention to the subtle color changes in different things that I'm going to eat or the things that Riley has peed. But this my friends, is not so subtle my ham has some serious issues, it's all full of angst and disgust and I can't explain it. Here take a look for yourself



The beans seem to be happy though.

34 comments:

  1. That ham has some serious issues Madge. Be afraid, be verrrry afraid!

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  2. I know right! I don't blame the cheese for standing alone on this one.

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  3. 3 of the ham slices look angry but the one in the lower right corner is smiling.  He must have something going on with the smiling beans.  I don't think it would be the first time for ham and beans to "get together".

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  4. I wonder what traumatized the pig.  :)

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  5. I've never seen ham like that before - weird flower shapes.  The beans I know ;)

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  6. It was deli ham, usually when I get ham at the grocery they cut a new ham in half and give me the pieces out of the middle, I think this girl was new because she started at one of the puckered ends, that's what gives it the flower shape.

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  7. Dunno maybe it was lost in the Black Forest for too long

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  8. Yeah, you're right, it's like he was saying "hey beans, *wink* you're sorta cute, wanna make a buffet?"

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  9. Ha ha! It reminded me of 'Flower Power' days.

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  10. The puckered end is where the flavor is... at least when the ham is hung properly

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  11. That makes sense IT, thanks for the info. Still I don't like all the gellatanous membrane.

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  12. I would not eat that ham.  But I would hang out with those beans!  They are downright jolly!

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  13. I took the picture of the first piece and stuck it back in the fridge, Steve grabbed it out and said ewes what is this, then threw it away.
    Downright jolly beans, I agree

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  14. Hmmm.... I can't figure out how to leave a comment here.

    Anyway...

    I was worried for a moment that I saw the Virgin Mary here...what a relief to see it was only angry ham!   Funny, funny post!

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  15. One of the ham slices looks happier than all the others. It also looks like it's smoking a joint...which could explain why it looks happier. ;)

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  16. If/when I see the Virgin Mary, I'm going to post it, then sell it on eBay ;)

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  17. Good point! I missed the joint.

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  18. The sad and angry ones wish they were kosher!

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  19. mikewjattoomanymorningsJuly 18, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    You're looking for Jesus OR phallic symbols? This is an odd quest, my friend, but I wish you luck. What will you do if you find both of them in a single pancake, or potato chip?

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  20. I think you're probably right!!

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  21. I will dip it in shellac and put it on display for the world to see for $10 a pop, it will be the best $10 I ever make.

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  22. OMG! That ham looks seriously pissed off!

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  23. bahahaha! I love this from the title (brilliant!) to the fact that you took a picture of a lid. You know you are a dedicated blogger when your food speaks to you. PS: Send me that sugar free pudding recipe: fancythatpartyplanning@gmail.com I'm hungry!

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  24. I know, it's all pi-rate (ps that's my new made up word for someone who looks/sounds like a pirate who is mad) arrrr walk the fork matey.

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  25. I am forever looking for pictures within a picture. I take my camera everwhere.

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  26. You'll probably make millions. You can get some new thigh-high boots.

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  27. Just checking on you. I hope everything's ok, girl! xoxo

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  28. I walked into the bathroom the other day and there, right on the wall mirror was an image of Jesus. Unfortunately I couldn't get a picture because the image went away right after I shaved my beard.
    I think in the future, I will pay more attention to my meat.

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  29. HAhahah, Welcome to my place Shawn!! I think everyone should pay more attention to their meat.

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  30. That's some seriously fucked up ham right there. It looks sort of delicious, though. I'd totally eat it.

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  31. That ham just looks constipated...

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  32. Yeah, you're right it does, maybe it is, guess I should have asked it.

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  33. Believe me when I say it didn't go to waste ;)

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