I Ham Emotional

In a quest to find the face of Jesus or phallic symbols in my food or my dog's pee, I have started paying attention to the subtle color changes in different things that I'm going to eat or the things that Riley has peed. But this my friends, is not so subtle my ham has some serious issues, it's all full of angst and disgust and I can't explain it. Here take a look for yourself

The beans seem to be happy though.