I'm So Sorry I Hate You

Dear Finish All in 1 Gelpacs,

I hate you, you leave my dishes wet and spotty and you don't smell like oranges. I don't know where the magic red ball is inside you, maybe it took off because it knew you were substandard, and not worth it's time. I know you're cheaper than the big square one with divided sides and a red ball in the middle, what did I expect? But you are from the same parents, I figured at least you would have the same genetics, but you don't and I am saddened by your lack of luster. I'm sorry Finish All in 1 Gelpacs, once I have used you up, we're done, I can honestly say it's not me, it's you. I hope you find it in your chemistry to change, otherwise I'm afraid you will be gone from the shelves forever.

The Chef Puked in My Dining Room, and I Don’t Even Care!!

The Weekend after the conference, I had a Pampered Chef party. I am a Pampered Chef whore, if it says Pampered Chef on it I will buy it, and I will use it, and I will love it. I unpacked the boxes and sorted everything out last night.

I Might Need this Someday....

I have been getting around A LOT the last month, it started the last Thursday in September when our office went to the annual conference in Seattle. I love seeing all my long lost back office friends that I only get to talk to on the phone all year.

One of my friends, we’ll call her T-Cat, gave me this little package, I recognized it immediately as the Safeway sewing kit. Back in the late 70’s when new Safeway stores would open they would hand out these, and flattened sponges, and other little housewifey things. T-Cat held on to this sewing kit all these years, in the original plastic sleeve, knowing that she had it available should such a need arise, and the night before our conference she NEEDED IT!! However, when she opened the sewing kit, it was only needles. She had to send her boyfriend out to buy thread at the mini mart in the dead of night.

I've Been Challenged

Abby sent me this Email today, who am I to turn down a challenge? Stay Tuned!!!

I challenge you to NaBloPoMo... I know you can do it.
One Post a day
for 30 days.
You can do it!!!!

Abby

Anybody else in?